Cause: A 4chan Pic of Tom and Jerry doin' It.
Course of Action: Dress up my boner like a pretty girl and try to seduce a very stupid mouse.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
The First Boner Entry
Date: March 8th, 2000, 1:10 PM
Cause: The two dots above and below the division sign look like boobs.
Course of Resolution: Bawl openly for 24 minutes to detract attention away from boner.
Cause: Thought about how awesome my boner diary is!
Course of action: Shouted VIOLENTLY at my boner until it went away!
Date: July 8th, 2009, 11:11 PM
Cause: My dick has become a moebius strip and continues now unto infinity.
Couse of Action: Masturbate forever, but only in the mathematical sense.
Date: September 9th, 2009, 10:33 PM
Cause: The ever cruel cycle of the error of man.
Boner Type: Existentialist
Course of Action: Tell my boner that all boners must share the same fate and it realizes that it can neither escape nor hide from it. I then masturbated to a photo of a single boob.
Date: September 24th, 2009, 4:28 AM
Cause: Masturbate to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune.
Date: September 24th, 2009, 4:31 AM
Cause: Wheel of Fortune ends and and an infomercial for a juicer comes on. I do NOT stop masturbating.
Date: September 28th, 2009; 3:11 PM
Cause: My penis has succesfully become sentient and has disattached itself from my body and in order to succesfully flee it must be erect, thus justifying its inclusion in this blog.
Course of Action: I have chased my boner nude through the streets jumping hilariously over small children and animals. I've caught up with it at the playground and have proceeded to strangle it violently.
This is why I am now called the village trycicle.
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